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Area 51

Have you heard of the Air Force’s ultra-high-security,
super-secret base in Nevada, known simply as “Area 51”?

Well, late one afternoon, the Air Force folks out at Area 51
were very surprised to see a Cessna landing at their
“secret” base. They immediately impounded the aircraft and
hauled the pilot into an interrogation room.

The pilot’s story was that he took off from Las Vegas, got
lost, and spotted the base just as he was about to run out
of fuel. The Air Force started a full FBI background check
on the pilot and held him overnight during the
investigation.

By the next day, they were finally convinced that the pilot
really was lost and wasn’t a spy. They gassed up his
airplane, gave him a terrifying “you-did-not-see-a-base”
briefing, complete with threats of spending the rest of his
life in prison, told him Las Vegas was that-a-way on
such-and-such a heading, and sent him on his way.

The next day, to the total disbelief of the Air Force, the
same Cessna showed up again. Once again, the MPs surrounded
the plane—only this time there were two people in the
plane.

The same pilot jumped out and said, “Do anything you want to
me, but my wife is in the plane and you have to tell her
where I was last night!”

Received from Thomas Ellsworth.

Playing House

A little girl and a little boy were at day care. The girl
approaches the boy and says, “Hey Tommy, wanna play house?”

He says, “Sure! What do you want me to do?”

The girl replies, “I want you to communicate your thoughts.”

“Communicate my thoughts?” said a bewildered Tommy. “I have
no idea what that means.”

The little girl smirks and says, “Perfect. You can be the
husband.”

Received from AcraMax Jokes.