cheryl: Anniversary Joke

Since June 1 was our anniversary this joke seemed appropriate.

Last Minute Gift

A man rushed to the jewelry counter in the store where I
work soon after the doors opened one morning and said he
needed a pair of diamond earrings. I showed him a wide
selection, and quickly he picked out a pair.

When I asked him if he wanted the earrings gift-wrapped, he
said, “That’d be great. But can you make it quick? I forgot
today was my anniversary, and my wife thinks I’m taking out
the trash.”

GCFL received from Andre F. Payson II.

Ps: Just so you don’t think James forgot, we celebrated plenty in Hawaii AND we both had massages the day before and went out to dinner!

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